The Talking Parrot
Once, a lady wanted to buy a talking par rot for herself. So she went to a pet shop owner and told him about her requirement. The shop owner said, “Yes madam, I have a talking parrot”. Then he showed her a parrot. The owner further said, if you pull the string on the left leg, he’ll say; “Hi, how are you?” And if you pull the string on the right leg, he’ll say; “I’m fine, thank you”. At this the lady asked, “What if I pull both strings?” “Then I would fall from this perch, you are a stupid lady!” answered the parrot.